I spend a lot of time rubbing this stuff into my lower legs and making Herbal-Essence-commercial-y sounds.
My beloved asks me, "Is this stuff any good?"
"Oh yeah" say I, "it's for sensitive skin and has colloidal oatmeal in it".
She looks at me with utter confusion and asks, "So, like, they put the oatmeal in after it's had sex??"
One discussion of the difference between colloidal and postcoital (and some lotion) later, the Ferret is enlightened, less itchy, and ready for bed.
But sometimes, not everything pisses me off. Sometimes, it's the little things that crack me up laughing that make me realize just how damn lucky I am, and that I do occasionally have real things to be thankful for.
....postcoital oatmeal! *still laughing*