Ha! Yes doodz, you now have to grab your own harbls... er nuts.
(Wait, does that even make sense? More importantly, do I care about the sense it does[n't]make?)
It ties in, though: straight folks should be jealous, whether they have nuts or not. I'm not sure they can appreciate this porn of queer fabulousness.
Okay, so maybe watching this awesome porn has got me in a weird, funky, freaky-ass mood. One might even call me Supafly. Or not.
Really, though, how can you not love a porn called "Superfreak" that involves the horny ghost of Rick James (portrayed spifftastically by the director, who is in fact a lady)? Well, maybe you can resist. I couldn't.
Yes, I found some feminist, lesbian, not-for-het-dudes porn, and all I can say is... I'll be in my bunk. Oh, and Dylan Rion can jump my freaky bones any day.
What? I'm a kinky little sex-obsessed perv in my spare time. And by "spare", I mean "all the".
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