"I pledge allegiance to my ass;
and the united states of bullcrap.
And to the republic, of eggs and ham;
one nation, under Bob;
invisible, liver free, with jetpacks for all!"
If you have a rebellious child, you might teach hir this, as an example of civil disobedience. And then you might want to have a recording device ready so you can easily podcast the principal's reaction when zie calls you that same morning.
It's probably really hard to raise a socially conscious kid. Glad I can help!