"I don't like it", sounding like a two year old.
"Well, I didn't like choking on cock but I still gave head to guys for five years. Suck it up and deal with it!"
She stares at me for a sec and then goes to put on her shirt, muttering, "Not my fault you were a stubborn-ass bitch for five years."
I snark back "Yes it was!"
At which point she sputters for a few seconds and then gives up and puts her shoes on.
Aren't we charming in the morning?